I overhear two guys I've never seen before talking in a booth:
--What's on your mind?
--I'm afraid I can't tell you that.
--Come on, man. You can tell me. We're friends, right?
--That's right. We're friends. And I know you well enough to know you like to learn things. Learn something new every day, right?
--Yeah? So?
--So, if I tell you what I'm thinking right now, it'll be the last thing you ever learn...And you'll be sorry that you learned it.
